NEW YORK (CelebrityAccess MediaWire) — This just in from Slave Pit Headquarters! The world’s first and only “Intergalactic Correspondent”, the ever-affable Oderus Urungus, made his fifth and most memorable appearance on Fox News “Red Eye”, hosted by Greg Gutfeld. The appearance went so well in fact that “Red Eye” has given Oderus the opportunity to have more airtime by being a member of the panel for an entire show.
Mr. Urungus had the following to say about this recent development:
"After weeks of scrutiny, the fools…I mean the people at Fox News have decided to give me more airtime. This marks yet another step in the transformation of Oderus from lead singer to leading man-thing. I won't stop until my career eclipses that of Carrot-top, who will be forced to eat his own genitals in a desperate attempt at publicity. The humans need programs like "The GWAR Show", or "GWAR TV" or even "Everybody Loves Oderus". Considering we are GWAR, we are the perfect choice to play ourselves!"
–by CelebrityAccess Staff Writers