Cliff Richard Vs. Today's Disaffected Youth

LONDON (CelebrityAccess MediaWire) — A traveling fair in London has reportedly found a good way to send troublemaking teens packing. According to a report by Reuters, organizers for Carter's Steam Fair have taken to playing records by 66-year-old pop troubador Cliff Richard on their rides.

The music apparently drives the surly youth away in good order.

"It was amazing, just like a scene from (the film) Mars Attacks when the aliens were driven away by the sounds of Slim Whitman," Seth Carter told Reuters "From now on if we do have any trouble we have found the perfect deterrent and it comes in the shape of the Peter Pan of Pop. Who needs ASBOs(Anti-Social Behaviour Order) when we've got our Cliff Richard records?" – CelebrityAccess Staff Writers

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